A Satire VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan Part 2 of 3

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MikeTheHuman113: Welcome back, one and all to dA Family Feud! If you remember from last time, Team 2 has 87 points, and Team 1 has yet to appear on the board, but that's okay, anything is possible here in round 2! Gimme SolanumLycopersicum and gimme AntiHer0X!

(both make their way to the front buzzer and shake hands)

MikeTheHuman113: Okay, this is a very special round, because the point values are doubled. Once again, the top 10 answers are on the board behind me. See if you can give me the most popular answer. Name something that triggers Patrickveteranplz2!

(both deviants are quick to buzz in, although SolanumLycopersicum buzzes in first)

MikeTheHuman113: Solanum?

SolanumLycopersicum: How could it be anything other than the episode he wants us all to shut up about? "Brawl in the Family"! 

MikeTheHuman113: Show me "Brawl in the Family"!

(it's the #2 answer with 22 points)

MikeTheHuman113: That was a fine answer, but it's not #1. Can you do better, AntiHer0X?

AntiHer0X: I think the only thing that could possibly beat that is that one YouTuber he hates......PhantomStrider!

MikeTheHuman113: Is PhantomStrider the #1 answer?

(it is, with 30 points)

MikeTheHuman113: Congratulations, AntiHer0X! You've just won control for your team this round! Sorry, Solanum, but your team still has a chance!

(both teammates make it back to their respective teams, although the focus is currently placed on Team 1)

SolanumLycopersicum: I'm sorry, guys, I was positive that would be the #1 answer!

PRStorm: Damnit, Darko! I had like 20 possible answers I could have given for this category!

AstonLevy: Yeah, same!

DigiCartoonist99: Well, it's not over yet. There's still a ton of options up there and we just have to hope they get 3 strikes.

(The focus shifts over to team 2)

MikeTheHuman113: VimmyVim, can you name me something that triggers PVP2?

VimmyVim: Well, he usually gets pretty triggered when I or TheCrimsonMayhem call him Daddy, so calling him Daddy?

MikeTheHuman113: (pauses) If that's actually up there, I'll give you the money myself. Show me "Calling him Daddy"!

(it's the #10 answer with 1 point)

MikeTheHuman113: Oh no! Well, remind me after this show ends, I owe VimmyVim a dollar! Moving on from that....odd development, Y2Jinstien, name me something PVP2 is triggered by.

Y2Jinstien: Ugh, don't even get me started on that dumbass prick.....I know he hates Mr. Enter even though he still hangs around his page for whatever reason. I'll go with Mr. Enter.

MikeTheHuman113: Show me Mr. Enter!

(it's the #7 answer with 5 points)

MikeTheHuman113: Nice job! SBCartoonguy is up next. Give me something that PVP2 is triggered by.

SBCartoonguy: So many things that trigger that ray of sunshine......I'll go with the other thing he tells us to shut up about: 2016!

MikeTheHuman113: Can I get a 2016?

(it's the #6 answer with 5 points)

MikeTheHuman113: Keep up the good work, guys! Next up we have the Prince himself, Antisapien! Name me something that triggers PVP2.

Antisapien: Ah, that pinche puta......I think I myself cause him to get triggered, so I'll go with Antisapien!

MikeTheHuman113: Quite an interesting choice there.....is Antisapien on the board?

(a buzzer is heard)

MikeTheHuman113: Unfortunately, it appears not, but it is only your first strike, so there's no need to panic.....yet. Hipsterchipster, can you name me something that PVP2 is triggered by?

Hipsterchipster: Well, I know he and Bigbuny don't get along, so....Bigbuny?

MikeTheHuman113: Ah, a little bit of a throwback to the previous round, eh? I like your style. Show me Bigbuny!

(a buzzer is heard)

MikeTheHuman113: Okay, NOW is the time in which it's appropriate for your team to panic. But hey, you never know. Comebacks are always possible and there's still 6 answers up on the board. It all comes down to UnpopularToaster, King of the Memes. Give me something that triggers PVP2.

UnpopularToaster: To think that I once gave that poor sap a chance......I refuse to let my team down at such a crucial moment, and I'm 100% positive he gets triggered by bronies!

MikeTheHuman113: All right, let's hope that bronies are on the board. Because if it's not, Team 1 gets a chance to steal your points. Survey said!

(it's the #3 answer with 14 points)

MikeTheHuman113: Great job, man! But you guys still have 5 answers still up on the board. PhotoShopisBACK, my man, please name me something PVP2 is triggered by.

PhotoShopisBACK: I'm surprised no one has mentioned how that worthless piece of subhuman slime is triggered by fanbases in general.

MikeTheHuman113: Let's see if it's up there and if you've maintained control for your team. Survey said!

(it's the #4 answer with 10 points)

MikeTheHuman113: Okay, Team 2 is still in control! 90skid2386, it all comes back to you. I'm sure you know the question by now.

90skid2386: I seem to remember him telling people to shut up about "No Such Luck".

MikeTheHuman113: Can Team 2 stay in control? Let's find out!

(a buzzer is heard, Team 2 groans)

MikeTheHuman113: Ooooooh, sorry guys, but it looks like Team 1 has a chance to steal your points. Let's see what they have to say.

(MikeTheHuman113 makes his way to Team 1, which is currently chattering in excitement)

PRStorm: Use my answer, Alex! Use my answer!

MikeTheHuman113: Okay, let's all calm down for a minute here. PowerpuffPony1, your team now has a chance to steal all the points earned by Team 2 this round and you've had quite a fair bit of time to discuss this among your team. Name me something that PVP2 is triggered by.

PowerpuffPony1: Well, seeing as how that cunt insulted one of my closest friends on this site at little to no provocation, it seems to make sense that he would be triggered by.....PRStorm himself!

MikeTheHuman113: Interesting answer! Okay, Team 1, if PRStorm is up there at all, you've won this round and have taken the lead. But if it's not, Team 2 wins the whole game and moves onto the final round, Fast Money. SURVEY SAID!

(after a pause, it is revealed to be the #9 answer, with 2 points. Team 1 cheers and their point display climbs up to 178)

PRStorm: TAKE THAT, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! 

MikeTheHuman113: (to himself) You know, I'm really gonna have to pay a hefty sum for all the swear words said in this episode....(to everyone else) Congratulations, Team 1! Let's see what the remaining answers on the board were, just for laughs. Number 8!

(it's revealed to be Steven Universe for 2 points)

Audience: Steven Universe!

MikeTheHuman113: Number 5!

(it's revealed to be Joeysnowey for 9 points)

Audience: Joeysnowey!

MikeTheHuman113: Well, I must say, that was yet another fantastic round! Team 1 has 178 points, Team 2 is trailing behind at 87, but the final round will determine who moves on to Fast Money and has a chance to win $20,000!

All contestants: Wait, WHAT?!

MikeTheHuman113: Wait, I never mentioned that this was all for money? Oh.....(chuckles nervously,to the camera) And stay tuned after the break to see which team wins the dA Family Feud! Now that they know what's at stake, I'm sure it's gonna be explosive!
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erikatheraindeer's avatar
I've been reading these satires; it's nice to see that someone else also still likes Frozen. Quite honestly, saying it's overrated has become overrated. I want to see this moron actually see these, the salt levels would be incredible, but I think there would be enough plain popcorn to go around. It would be freaking amazing.