A Satire II: The Secret of the Ooze

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**DISCLAIMER** This is solely a parody intended for comedy and criticism of the subject. I mean no ill will upon the subject of the following post and I don't want anyone on this website harassing him or tagging him in this and then pointing to me and saying, "well, he started it". Again, I mean no ill will on anyone here. I just want to make you laugh. Okay? Okay. 


MikeTheHuman113: You know, there's this really great episode of The Loud House involving Lucy, if you're curious.

RIPizza: Oh yeah? What's it called? I'll look it up on Kisscartoon.

MikeTheHuman113: "Back in Black". It's really good. Lucy gets a makeover and shit and it's adorable. I'm positive you'd like it.

RIPizza: I can't find it, what episode number is it? 

MikeTheHuman113: It should be located between "The Whole Picture" and "Brawl in the Family".

Patrickveteranplz2: #shutupaboutbrawlinthefamily

MikeTheHuman113: What? No, I was just mentioning where the episode she was looking for is located-

Patrickveteranplz2: #shutupaboutbrawlinthefamily

MikeTheHuman113: You know, just telling people to shut up about an episode isn't going to be enough-

Patrickveteranplz2: #shutupaboutbrawlinthefamily

MikeTheHuman113: What's even the point of the hashtag? Is this an actual movement? Because last I checked, the only one that used it unironically is y-

Patrickveteranplz2: #shutupaboutbrawlinthefamily

MikeTheHuman113: ....Is that the only thing you're capable of saying?

Patrickveteranplz2: Fuck Phantomstrider8 he sucks hes the Watchmojo of cartoons.

MikeTheHuman113: Ummmm... I never mentioned Phantomstrider8...?

Patrickveteranplz2: Spoiled Steven Universe fanbrat.

MikeTheHuman113: Okaaaaay, where is this coming from? 

Patrickveteranplz2: #shutupaboutbrawlinthefamily

MikeTheHuman113: And you were questioning why everyone was glad you left....

Patrickveteranplz2: What?

MikeTheHuman113: Look, all I can say is, if all you're going to do on this site is bitch to people that disagree with you and constantly tell others to shut up about topics you don't like, why do you spend time here? You can leave this site whenever you want. And you've had plenty of opportunities to do so. Enter already banned you twice and he's gonna do it again in a few weeks, just give it time.

Patrickveteranplz2: ......

MikeTheHuman113: Well?

Patrickveteranplz2: #shutupaboutbrawlinthefamily

MikeTheHuman113: Why do I even bother?

RIPizza: Wait, who's Patrickveteranplz2?

MikeTheHuman113: You're better off not knowing...
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BlackMoonPaladin's avatar
You know, looking back on this, when you said that he'll be banned again in a few weeks, this journal was made exactly 28 days before "The great Snyder-Macfarlane Quagmire of May 23rd", which is in the exact timeframe that you mentioned in this journal.

You could see the future...